Method #2: Masturbating More Often

Yes, the age old theory: If it's not as volatile of a volcano, it won't be so quick to erupt. I've been upping the tugging over the last couple of weeks to see if it will help, and it hasn't been proven to work yet for one simple reason: I haven't gotten a chance to have the sex since I started. That's two sentences in a row with a colon, and I apologize for that because I'm not supposed to get into the colon until entry number 73.

It's weird whacking it out of an obligation. The only other times I can think of is if when I'm desperate to fall asleep, and to a more serious degree, if someone were at a sperm bank. I've never "donated," but I have done it get to sleep on many a night. That's the usual time to do it, but trying to get one in after work because you don't want to suck in bed later is just . . . strange. I don't think man is supposed to jerk it this much. I feel kind of sick and weird with my mid-day pulls. I mean, I knew that this blog was going to be a journey of self-exploration, but this is ridiculous.

I know a lot of people who tried to go without masturbation for lent and other reasons, but I'm the only guy I know stepping up my spanking regimen. I fear I'm going to have callused hands and a chafed penis, but at least I'll be better in the sack, right? I hope all I don't get better at is finding time in my busy day to schedule in a wank or two.