Saturday, May 2, 2009

Method #11: Have a Patient Girlfriend

Considering we hadn't had sex in over three weeks, I had a pretty decent performance last night. I started out really anxious, doing the multiplication tables in my head, which only made me appear more restless. She said, in a calm voice, looking me in the eye, "Just relax. It's just you and me." She continued to soothe me through out, and I calmed down and did okay. I wasn't great, but it was way better a showing than I've given in a long time, especially considering I had no drinks in me.

She was so sweet, and it was really beautiful, actually, but it made me feel like kind of a loser, like I need to be soothed to do okay. Soothing sex is really great, but I want crazy monkey-sex like I used to be capable of. Well, maybe if I get in a comfort zone with the slow stuff, I can get down with some ape-like stuff later in the game.

Here's hoping . . .

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