Method #5: Drink a Bottle of Wine

I had the performance of a lifetime the other night. Two rounds on a Monday night, and we were talking dirty to one another in all kinds of positions, and both totally into it. It made me discover a few tricks of the trade: Clear the Air With Your Partner, Realize You Are in Love Again, Relax, and, what we will deal with in this entry: Drink a Bottle of Wine.

Walking that fine line of relaxing yourself with some booze to last longer, and going way past that and right into whiskey dick is a slippery slope, indeed. Try drinking something that you know doesn't get away from you, a drink where you feel cool and in control. Some can drink real slow on a stiff drink and act suave and sophisticated all night. Some have trouble with hard liquor and opt to stick to beer. That's fine, but watch out for bloating cause a bloated guy is no good in the sack (this sounds like a Men's Health article all of a sudden). Me, I like to stick to wine. If I switch to anything else, the night can get ugly in a hurry, but when the lady and I drink wine, I'm cool, relaxed, somehow smarter, and on Monday, a sexual dynamo. Sorry, but I have to bask in it a bit after a slump like I had.

When you have sex with a moderate buzz on, you can concentrate on just feeling good, doing and saying whatever feels right, without your brain thinking too much about if you're going to cum and how to stop it. But, again, there's that perfect amount.

I recommend, if you think you're going to get down that evening, going with one bottle of wine, or whatever you can handle less than that. Just wine, no other kinds of booze, and no more than one bottle. Do I sound like a drunk when I recommend people drink a bottle of wine on a Monday night and have sex all night? Well, this is an anonymous blog so I can recommend anything I like. Hell, a bottle of wine and sex have been great fun for hundreds of years, and I'll shout that from the highest mountain tops. Heck, I'll do both on those mountain tops, and . . . Okay, you get the idea.